Have you noticed how breadsticks have become the customary add-on to pizza? They cost so little, yet allow the place to jack up the price a dollar or two because dumb people think they're getting "extra value."
I want a pizza that comes with a big side of salad. Or maybe 15 matching carrots to fit neatly in the space around the pizza. They could even keep the red and white stuff to dip the carrots into if they wanted to make us think we're getting extra value.